Tequila!

Ben Schott has an “Op-Art” (whatever) in the Times that lays bare the secret slang used by bar staff.

It’s not surprising to see code for communicating about hot chicks, but Employees Only breaking out hot chicks into three age levels was unexpected–and impossible to miss since the upper left hand corner is where the eye goes first in a big list.

The real question is whether añejo means 35 or 65.